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Post by Captain Hobo » Sun Aug 02, 2020 2:55 am

thegentle wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:53 am
Captain Hobo wrote: Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:36 am Stuart Broad is a cunt.
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IIRC, your boys didn't even appeal for it?
Most teams don't have to appeal for edges to first slip.

They started appealing once they realised Dar hadn't given it.
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Post by Captain Hobo » Sun Aug 02, 2020 3:05 am

Just once before the cunt retires, I want him to do one of his non-appeals for LBW and the umpire to say not out.

Review shows pitching in line, hit in line, and umpires call for hitting so it stays not out.
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Post by Randall » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:30 pm

Umpire managed to miss an lbw shout hitting middle
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Re: cricket thread

Post by Captain Hobo » Fri Aug 07, 2020 7:35 am

Randall wrote: Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:30 pm Umpire managed to miss an lbw shout hitting middle
Burns?

I haven't been watching any of this, but wouldn't surprise me. Most umps these days are complete guessers.
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Post by Randall » Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:27 am

Captain Hobo wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 7:35 am
Randall wrote: Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:30 pm Umpire managed to miss an lbw shout hitting middle
Burns?

I haven't been watching any of this, but wouldn't surprise me. Most umps these days are complete guessers.
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Hitting top of middle and he gave it not out
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Re: cricket thread

Post by M H » Fri Aug 07, 2020 4:43 pm

All Pakistan need is to bat till tea tomorrow but with two down for effectively 140 it's not certain
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Post by 9farter » Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:56 pm

poms are gonna win this wtf

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Post by Randall » Sat Aug 08, 2020 6:11 pm

Some rare spunk shown by England
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Post by Rogg » Sun Aug 09, 2020 1:15 pm

Lovely stuff.
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Post by Ross, Bob » Sat Aug 15, 2020 8:03 pm

I still hate cricket.
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Post by Captain Hobo » Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:05 am

Jimmy Anderson reckons he is targeting the next Ashes series.

Cunt should retire at home in friendly conditions. A 39 year old Medium pacer will get slaughtered in Australia.
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Post by Mabbsy » Fri Aug 28, 2020 9:55 am

Captain Hobo wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:05 am Jimmy Anderson reckons he is targeting the next Ashes series.

Cunt should retire at home in friendly conditions. A 39 year old Medium pacer will get slaughtered in Australia.
What better way to retire than arriving back at Heathrow with the Urn ?
I wouldn't call 85mph ( regularly this summer) medium pace :o

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Re: cricket thread

Post by Captain Hobo » Fri Aug 28, 2020 10:43 am

Mabbsy wrote: Fri Aug 28, 2020 9:55 am
Captain Hobo wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:05 am Jimmy Anderson reckons he is targeting the next Ashes series.

Cunt should retire at home in friendly conditions. A 39 year old Medium pacer will get slaughtered in Australia.
What better way to retire than arriving back at Heathrow with the Urn ?
I wouldn't call 85mph ( regularly this summer) medium pace :o
You don't think he'll lose a yard or two in the next year?

He's never been quick enough to be threatening in Aussie conditions anyway. Will be embarrassed if he is leading the attack next time around.
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Post by Rogg » Sun Aug 30, 2020 8:46 am

The England v Pakistan T20 is on BBC1 today.

The first England cricket game live on BBC TV since 1999, which one assumes was the World Cup.
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Post by Randall » Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:04 am

No Ritchie benaud sadly
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Randall wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:04 am No Ritchie benaud sadly
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Post by Randall » Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:37 am

Rogg wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:20 am
Randall wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:04 am No Ritchie benaud sadly
The makings of a bold GoFundMe.
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Post by 9farter » Sun Aug 30, 2020 11:05 am

Mabbsy wrote: Fri Aug 28, 2020 9:55 am What better way to retire than arriving back at Heathrow with the Urn ?
dream on mate. :lol:

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Post by 9farter » Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:40 pm

but that black fella should do all right in Oz.

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Re: cricket thread

Post by Randall » Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:45 pm

9farter wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:40 pm but that black fella should do all right in Oz.
When did England last take a genuine quick down under?
Malcolm?
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