cricket thread

[Randall]

Discipline from the Pakistanis, England take note.

[M H]

Day one totally won by the away team. Sun shines tomorrow and it's game over

[Kimmy]

Bess looks like another brilliant England spinner.

[Kimmy]

The fielding has surpassed the batting in utter shiteness. Quite an achievement.

[Kimmy]

Sarfraz with an England like give away of his wicket.

[Kimmy]

Babar showing why you should wear an arm guard.

[M H]

Seen bits of this and my view is the Stani batters have got a better idea of test cricket than most of the English

[Randall]

Seen bits of this and my view is the Stani batters have got a better idea of test cricket than most of the English

We will come out throwing the bat around again tomorrow.
Cook aside they are fucking clueless about what is required

[M H]

This lead already closes the possible results down to two. Dropping catches doesn't help

[Randall]

This lead already closes the possible results down to two. Dropping catches doesn't help

The batters have spent all day watching how a team needs to bat in a test match.
Maybe one or two of the cunts can apply themselves for five minutes tomorrow.

[Kimmy]

Seen bits of this and my view is the Stani batters have got a better idea of test cricket than most of the English

We will come out throwing the bat around again tomorrow.
Cook aside they are fucking clueless about what is required

Malan can apply himself. Pity he is a bit shite.

[M H]

Seen bits of this and my view is the Stani batters have got a better idea of test cricket than most of the English

We will come out throwing the bat around again tomorrow.
Cook aside they are fucking clueless about what is required

Malan can apply himself. Pity he is a bit shite.

That doesn't really help

[Randall]

Seen bits of this and my view is the Stani batters have got a better idea of test cricket than most of the English

We will come out throwing the bat around again tomorrow.
Cook aside they are fucking clueless about what is required

Malan can apply himself. Pity he is a bit shite.

Well yes.
They can't even get the basics right.
So many flat footed airy fairy drives going to slip yesterday.
No patience at all.

[Kimmy]

They still haven't replaced Strauss, Trott and Collingwood in the batting lineup.

And as for the fucking spin situation. I would try and see if Swann wants to come out of retirement.

[Randall]

They still haven't replaced Strauss, Trott and Collingwood in the batting lineup.

And as for the fucking spin situation. I would try and see if Swann wants to come out of retirement.

Or emburey.
Thought finger spin was extinct to be honest, at test level going one way isn't going to trouble anyone.

[Kimmy]

Babar out for six weeks.

Helps England a bit.

[Randall]

Babar out for six weeks.

Helps England a bit.

If I'd have been Pakistan, and I knew that, I'd have stuck England in for half an hour tonight.

[Randall]

Cook out for 1
Hard to see this ending well.

[Randall]

Never mind the gate, stoneman bowled through the double garage.

[Kimmy]

The Surrey opener averaging 15 in the County Championship is in the team. The Surrey opener averaging 50 is not. Brilliant selection.