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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:10 pm

Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:05 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:00 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:57 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:55 pm Sad really that we have so few decent English born cricketers
The game isn't pulling in the youth clearly
It hasn't done for years...

Most schools don't play cricket.... it is only available as an after school club..

The sport is run by stuck up cunts too
I played cricket at school
Yeah, but that was 60 years ago....
So did I, but state schools don't play anymore

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:11 pm

I am sure Grammar schools still do.....

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Randall » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:13 pm

Hard to say what I was worse at
Probably batting
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:16 pm

Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:13 pm Hard to say what I was worse at
Probably batting
Could you see the ball?

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Jimmi » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:24 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:16 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:13 pm Hard to say what I was worse at
Probably batting
Could you see the ball?
Or the stumps you were defending?
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:27 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:24 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:16 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:13 pm Hard to say what I was worse at
Probably batting
Could you see the ball?
Or the stumps you were defending?
Or the bat?

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Randall » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:29 pm

I wasn't blind as a child!
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Jimmi » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:38 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:27 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:24 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:16 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:13 pm Hard to say what I was worse at
Probably batting
Could you see the ball?
Or the stumps you were defending?
Or the bat?
Or the field of play?
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Jimmi » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:39 pm

Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:29 pm I wasn't blind as a child!
Bet they didn’t even play with pads and helmets in your day.
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Randall » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:40 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:39 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:29 pm I wasn't blind as a child!
Bet they didn’t even play with pads and helmets in your day.
Never wore a helmet
Just a pad for the front leg and gloves
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Jimmi » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:42 pm

Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:40 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:39 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:29 pm I wasn't blind as a child!
Bet they didn’t even play with pads and helmets in your day.
Never wore a helmet
Just a pad for the front leg and gloves
“Proper cricket”.
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Randall » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:55 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:42 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:40 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:39 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:29 pm I wasn't blind as a child!
Bet they didn’t even play with pads and helmets in your day.
Never wore a helmet
Just a pad for the front leg and gloves
“Proper cricket”.
I remember facing a lad who played for the county 2nd 11
Cant remember his name but man he was quick
I saw him hit the crease and almost instantly I heard the death rattle
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:56 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:42 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:40 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:39 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:29 pm I wasn't blind as a child!
Bet they didn’t even play with pads and helmets in your day.
Never wore a helmet
Just a pad for the front leg and gloves
“Proper cricket”.
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Randall » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:02 pm

Neither of the finalists were alive on 9/11
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Jimmi » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:11 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:56 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:42 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:40 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:39 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:29 pm I wasn't blind as a child!
Bet they didn’t even play with pads and helmets in your day.
Never wore a helmet
Just a pad for the front leg and gloves
“Proper cricket”.
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Didn’t know Thorn was into cricket.
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Jimmi » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:11 pm

Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:55 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:42 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:40 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:39 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:29 pm I wasn't blind as a child!
Bet they didn’t even play with pads and helmets in your day.
Never wore a helmet
Just a pad for the front leg and gloves
“Proper cricket”.
I remember facing a lad who played for the county 2nd 11
Cant remember his name but man he was quick
I saw him hit the crease and almost instantly I heard the death rattle
:lol:

Hope you smashed his first delivery for a six.
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Randall » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:14 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:11 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:55 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:42 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:40 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:39 pm

Bet they didn’t even play with pads and helmets in your day.
Never wore a helmet
Just a pad for the front leg and gloves
“Proper cricket”.
I remember facing a lad who played for the county 2nd 11
Cant remember his name but man he was quick
I saw him hit the crease and almost instantly I heard the death rattle
:lol:

Hope you smashed his first delivery for a six.
Never even saw it
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by HalloweenJack » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:15 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:56 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:42 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:40 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:39 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:29 pm I wasn't blind as a child!
Bet they didn’t even play with pads and helmets in your day.
Never wore a helmet
Just a pad for the front leg and gloves
“Proper cricket”.
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Have you borrowed Thorns computer?
‘Captain Bazball’

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:17 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:11 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:56 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:42 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:40 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:39 pm

Bet they didn’t even play with pads and helmets in your day.
Never wore a helmet
Just a pad for the front leg and gloves
“Proper cricket”.
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Didn’t know Thorn was into cricket.
Bats, balls, stumps and dress up and showers... of course he is into it

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Randall » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:20 pm

I can barely see the ball
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