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Post by Emulsfier » Sun Oct 13, 2019 1:04 pm

He genuinly seems different to the rest. Will win bags of majors in the fullness of time.
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Post by Emulsfier » Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:40 pm

God turns the match around against Stan and wins a title. Fantastic.
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Post by Kimmy » Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:06 am

zverev looks done

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Post by Emulsfier » Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:33 pm

Kimmy wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:06 am zverev looks done
He will come back like a bad smell for the various masters, but he looks a right easy target while in aus.
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Post by Captain Hobo » Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:58 pm

The 'new and improved' Kyrgios lasted a whole week. :roll:
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Post by Emulsfier » Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:08 pm

Captain Hobo wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:58 pm The 'new and improved' Kyrgios lasted a whole week. :roll:
Didnt see it. How on earth did he get minced by RBA that badly?
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Post by Captain Hobo » Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:10 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:08 pm
Captain Hobo wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:58 pm The 'new and improved' Kyrgios lasted a whole week. :roll:
Didnt see it. How on earth did he get minced by RBA that badly?
I didn't see it either. Apparently he got broken in the first game, an ace he served on break point got called a let and he cracked the shits. Just the usual Kyrgios meltdown from the sounds of it.
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Post by Emulsfier » Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:04 am

Djok wins again, must be yonks since Nadal beat him on hard court.
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Post by Safc » Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:38 pm

Ivo Karlovic won his game today in straight sets at the age of 41
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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:51 pm

Safc wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:38 pm Ivo Karlovic won his game today in straight sets at the age of 41
The serve like a boxers punch is arguably the last to go
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Post by Emulsfier » Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:34 pm

Young gen getting battered and Dimitrov being crap, so back to business as usual i guess.

The Italian getting minced was a bit dissapointing.
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Post by Safc » Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:47 am

Emulsfier wrote: Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:34 pm Young gen getting battered and Dimitrov being crap, so back to business as usual i guess.

The Italian getting minced was a bit dissapointing.
Every time I've seen Sinner he has been shit looks very overrated to me same with Tiafoe and Fritz
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Post by Emulsfier » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:37 am

In wimins tennis land, Wozniacki gets retired by a tunisian of all people and fucks off to do more nude modeling or whatever she does and Serena does a massive oh dear.
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Post by Randall » Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:05 am

Always a pleasure to see William's has lost
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:06 am

William's what?
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Post by Emulsfier » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:48 pm

Fed is a lucky sod. Millman was a break up in the 5th and later 8-4 up in the breaker and never won another point.
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Post by Emulsfier » Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:44 pm

Time for another round of Nadal vs Nick the Dick.
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Emulsfier wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:44 pm Time for another round of Nadal vs Nick the Dick.
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