Breaking News United team to face Barcelona ........

Post by **Furious Wolfie 180** » Mon May 23, 2011 12:35 pm

Class...

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Mon May 23, 2011 12:39 pm

It's all getting a bit silly.

He didn't look the least bit comfortable yesterday.

Post by **Dartfrog** » Mon May 23, 2011 12:43 pm

He's going to need double yoga sessions to help with the stress.

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Mon May 23, 2011 12:48 pm

Dartfrog wrote:He's going to need double yoga sessions to help with the stress.

Never mind that, he looks like he needs a good meal!!

Post by **DrZoidberg** » Mon May 23, 2011 1:10 pm

thats all very well, but where the FUCK is fletch?

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Mon May 23, 2011 1:14 pm

On the bench, he isn't fit at all, looks very lightweight.

Post by **DrZoidberg** » Mon May 23, 2011 1:17 pm

aye, looked pretty frail yesterday.

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Mon May 23, 2011 1:53 pm

Shame, he seems to be the unlucky one.

Post by **D & B** » Mon May 23, 2011 2:07 pm

Probably the only advantage United hold over Barca is their bench, some real impact players who can change the game if they are chasing late on.

Post by **Dartfrog** » Mon May 23, 2011 2:13 pm

An advantage for United could very well be match fitness. Guardiola has rested his keys players alot over the last few weeks.

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Mon May 23, 2011 2:25 pm

Oi, snake!

Huge dust cloud grounds planes at Manchester Airport. Authorities discount Icelandic volcano, blame opening of City's trophy cabinet.

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Mon May 23, 2011 3:17 pm

The players will be safe and dry at least, Joleon lescott is standing at the front of the bus.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Mon May 23, 2011 3:21 pm

strange one this....I dont like united...really dont....but hate barcelona even more.
hope united win it just for the sake of being british.

At least one of them will be gutted

Post by **gazman** » Mon May 23, 2011 3:21 pm

Snakehipsx2 wrote:Van Der Sar
Fabio
Ferdinand
Vidic
Evra
Valencia
Carrick
An unnamed Premiership footballer
Park
Rooney
Hernandez

After a shite morning, thats lightened up my day a little

Post by **scooby** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:18 pm

Justin Credible wrote:strange one this....I dont like united...really dont....but hate barcelona even more.
hope united win it just for the sake of being british.

At least one of them will be gutted

i thought you hated the British ? make your fucking mind up

Post by **DrZoidberg** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:25 pm

the queens visit has changed gaz .......

Post by **Justin Credible** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:26 pm

I never claimed to hate the british....

If you read my posts you will find I hate/hated the british establishment, monarchy and former governments,
You will find a lot of decent british people feel the same.
so run along scooby til you get your facts right...and dont forget I am counting on your vote

Post by **scooby** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:52 pm

Justin Credible wrote:I never claimed to hate the british....

If you read my posts you will find I hate/hated the british establishment, monarchy and former governments,
You will find a lot of decent british people feel the same.
so run along scooby til you get your facts right...and dont forget I am counting on your vote

*Beep Beep Beep* justin reversing

Post by **M H** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:59 pm

Scooby, if you're here soley to wind up Gaz please piss off. If you're not please feel free to contribute as DF type feuds are not gonna happen here.

Post by **Dartfrog** » Mon May 23, 2011 7:02 pm

Cat finally out of the bag.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/default.stm