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Re: Happy birthday

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue May 24, 2022 4:34 pm

Is he related to the Lone Ranger ?

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Re: Happy birthday

Post by HalloweenJack » Tue May 24, 2022 6:52 pm

Jimmi wrote:Nile Ranger, complete tosser.
From his Wikipedia page.

In 2007, at the age of 15, Ranger was sentenced to 11 weeks in a Young Offenders Institute after being convicted of participating in street robbery in Muswell Hill, London.[55]

In May 2011 Ranger was questioned by Newcastle after posing with a replica gun in a photograph.[56]

On 27 August 2011, he was arrested on suspicion of assaulting a man in Newcastle city centre, leaving the victim unconscious in the street. Ranger was subsequently dropped to Newcastle United's reserve team. He was found not guilty of the charge in October 2012.[57]

In October 2011 he was charged with being drunk and disorderly in Newcastle's Cathedral Square. The charge came only days after Ranger had been reinstated to Newcastle United's first-team training after a three-month exile in the club's reserves.[58]

In March 2012, he was fined by The FA for making homophobic comments on social networking website Twitter.[59]

In the early hours of 23 September 2012, police were called to a house in Enfield, north London after reports of a disturbance. The front door of the property was badly damaged and Ranger was arrested at the scene and later charged with criminal damage.[60] The charge against Ranger was dropped that November after the court accepted his explanation that he had damaged the door after fearing his girlfriend was being kidnapped.[61]

On 25 January 2013, Ranger was arrested on suspicion of rape in a Newcastle hotel room.[62] In connection with the same alleged offence, Ranger was charged with rape on 8 July 2013.[63] On 4 March 2014 he was cleared of the charge at Newcastle Crown Court.[64]

On 14 March 2013, Ranger was charged with common assault after an incident in Newcastle city centre.[65]

On 23 March 2014, Ranger was arrested on suspicion of causing criminal damage to a taxi in Liverpool.[66] He later pleaded guilty to criminal damage and was fined £1,000 and was ordered to pay compensation to the taxi driver for breaking a window. Ranger said that he was enraged by being called a rapist by the driver.[67]

On 28 April 2014, Ranger was charged with criminal damage after an incident at a block of flats in Swindon on 13 April.[68] He was later fined for damage to the door of his flat in relation to this incident which was captured on CCTV, in an incident where he additionally appeared to strike his female companion three times in the face.[69]

In May 2014, Ranger was found not guilty of being drunk in charge of his vehicle, after being found asleep in the driver's seat of his car on the M4 motorway.[70]

In December 2016, Ranger was charged with conspiracy to defraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering, in respect of offences alleged to have been committed in February 2015.[71] In January 2017, he pleaded guilty to conspiracy to defraud at Wood Green Crown Court.[72] On 23 May 2017, he was sentenced to eight months in prison.[9]

On 11 August 2017, he was released after 10 weeks of his sentence due to "his consistently excellent custodial behaviour", remaining under curfew for the next five weeks.[73]


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Re: Happy birthday

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue May 24, 2022 7:08 pm

A fine upstanding citizen

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Re: Happy birthday

Post by Jimmi » Tue May 24, 2022 7:16 pm

Told you he was a wanker.
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: Happy birthday

Post by The Thorn » Tue May 24, 2022 7:44 pm

So what you're saying, this Ranger cat is HJ?
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Re: Happy birthday

Post by HalloweenJack » Tue May 24, 2022 7:57 pm

The Thorn wrote:So what you're saying, this Ranger cat is HJ?
Well let me show what Nile Ranger thought of himself in 2012 He scored a goal for Wednesday which clinched us promotion and during the goal celebration he took off his shirt to reveal a top whereby he had scrawled
‘I am a changed man’ Go to 0:50 on the clip




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Re: Happy birthday

Post by The Thorn » Tue May 24, 2022 7:58 pm

No thanks
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Re: Happy birthday

Post by HalloweenJack » Tue May 24, 2022 10:19 pm

The Thorn wrote:No thanks
You should sign upto Owlstalk like Randall did.


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Re: Happy birthday

Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed May 25, 2022 10:50 am

Ranger is an absolute cunt, could’ve been a solid championship level striker, at least Ravel Morrison grew up a bit and still had a football career most could dream of, albeit should’ve been a lot better

Ranger got given about 300 chances and fucked them all up
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Re: Happy birthday

Post by The Thorn » Wed May 25, 2022 11:29 am

HalloweenJack wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 10:19 pm
The Thorn wrote:No thanks
You should sign upto Owlstalk like Randall did. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Are you active on there? We could form a deadly duo
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Re: Happy birthday

Post by HalloweenJack » Wed May 25, 2022 1:51 pm

The Thorn wrote:
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 10:19 pm
The Thorn wrote:No thanks
You should sign upto Owlstalk like Randall did. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Are you active on there? We could form a deadly duo
Image I am active on there.


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Re: Happy birthday

Post by The Thorn » Wed May 25, 2022 1:58 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 1:51 pm
The Thorn wrote:
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 10:19 pm
The Thorn wrote:No thanks
You should sign upto Owlstalk like Randall did. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Are you active on there? We could form a deadly duo
Image I am active on there. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Is your name on there the same

How do I find you
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Re: Happy birthday

Post by HalloweenJack » Wed May 25, 2022 6:16 pm

The Thorn wrote:
HalloweenJack wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 1:51 pm
The Thorn wrote:
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 10:19 pm
The Thorn wrote:No thanks
You should sign upto Owlstalk like Randall did. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Are you active on there? We could form a deadly duo
Image I am active on there. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Is your name on there the same

How do I find you
I’m not Halloweenjack on Owlstalk. Don’t worry about finding me, I’ll find you ImageSenna has been trying to work out who I am some time.


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Re: Happy birthday

Post by The Thorn » Wed May 25, 2022 6:20 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 6:16 pm
The Thorn wrote:
HalloweenJack wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 1:51 pm
The Thorn wrote:
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 10:19 pm You should sign upto Owlstalk like Randall did. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Are you active on there? We could form a deadly duo
Image I am active on there. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Is your name on there the same How do I find you
I’m not Halloweenjack on Owlstalk. Don’t worry about finding me, I’ll find you ImageSenna has been trying to work out who I am some time. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
That's not fair. If I sign up as The Thorn you will have to reveal yourself so we can wreak havoc on the forum together
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Re: Happy birthday

Post by HalloweenJack » Wed May 25, 2022 7:14 pm

The Thorn wrote:
HalloweenJack wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 6:16 pm
The Thorn wrote:
HalloweenJack wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 1:51 pm
The Thorn wrote: Are you active on there? We could form a deadly duo
Image I am active on there. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Is your name on there the same How do I find you
I’m not Halloweenjack on Owlstalk. Don’t worry about finding me, I’ll find you ImageSenna has been trying to work out who I am some time. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
That's not fair. If I sign up as The Thorn you will have to reveal yourself so we can wreak havoc on the forum together
https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic ... t-10298851

Even Ted has his own thread.


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Re: Happy birthday

Post by The Thorn » Wed May 25, 2022 7:16 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 7:14 pm
The Thorn wrote:
HalloweenJack wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 6:16 pm
The Thorn wrote:
HalloweenJack wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 1:51 pm Image I am active on there. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Is your name on there the same How do I find you
I’m not Halloweenjack on Owlstalk. Don’t worry about finding me, I’ll find you ImageSenna has been trying to work out who I am some time. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
That's not fair. If I sign up as The Thorn you will have to reveal yourself so we can wreak havoc on the forum together
https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic ... t-10298851 Even Ted has his own thread. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
No permission to view. I guess I'll have to sign up after all. At least fucking DM me so I know who you are.
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Re: Happy birthday

Post by The Thorn » Wed May 25, 2022 7:18 pm

"What year were Sheffield Wednesday formed?"

Fuck me if I know. Good thing I have google you stupid pricks
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Re: Happy birthday

Post by The Thorn » Wed May 25, 2022 7:19 pm

Tell the cunts to approve my account HJ! Fucking hell why is this so troublesome
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Re: Happy birthday

Post by HalloweenJack » Thu May 26, 2022 4:19 pm

The Thorn wrote:Tell the cunts to approve my account HJ! Fucking hell why is this so troublesome
Have you posted yet?


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Re: Happy birthday

Post by The Thorn » Thu May 26, 2022 6:19 pm

I do have a life HJ. Give me a minute ffs. Yes I will post on your beloved forum once I have time and once I have the account up and running. Might need to make a new one

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