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The Thorn's Tedious Tirades

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Sep 02, 2022 8:12 pm

ILAD wrote:
Ross, Bob wrote: Fri Sep 02, 2022 7:14 pm
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daveboygreen wrote: Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:17 pm Check out who is in 96th place here.... https://berkshiredarts.org/files/MENS_AVERAGES.pdf
Where are you mate?
Is his mother’s bedroom? Just a guess.
Mrs G has just confirmed that, apparently her fanny is not as tight as Mamma G.
Dave likes to use his fists, as we all know.
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Post by ILAD » Fri Sep 02, 2022 8:15 pm

Lol

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Post by daveboygreen » Sat Sep 03, 2022 6:44 pm

that just goes to prove my point, Same arseholes making the same old jokes to fuck up threads.

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Post by ILAD » Sat Sep 03, 2022 6:50 pm

It’s a tedious thread mate, should we get The Thorn to explain it to you?

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Post by Ross, Bob » Sat Sep 03, 2022 6:51 pm

daveboygreen wrote:that just goes to prove my point, Same arseholes making the same old jokes to fuck up threads.
Any fisting tonight, mate?
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Post by ILAD » Sat Sep 03, 2022 6:57 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Sat Sep 03, 2022 6:51 pm
daveboygreen wrote:that just goes to prove my point, Same arseholes making the same old jokes to fuck up threads.
Any fisting tonight, mate?
Should be easy mate, Oches head has been there.

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Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Mon Sep 05, 2022 9:15 am

daveboygreen wrote:Liam, Does throwing accusations at me of woman beating and noncery make you feel better about your own misgivings?

Didn't you also recently play at a darts weekend and failed to win a match all weekend? (possibly even a leg)
Sorry mate, been busy. To address your points:

I have no misgivings, I’m pretty perfect.

No, haven’t played any weekend darts in the last couple of years.

Thanks for finding my two wins out of three at super league last season, if you keep at it, maybe you’ll be good enough for super league one day.
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Post by The Thorn » Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:46 pm

This made me laugh



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Post by HalloweenJack » Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:54 pm

The Thorn wrote:This made me laugh



Logs into TDF

Opens thread.

Sees Thorn comparing his cock to a pizza.

Leaves thread.
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Post by The Thorn » Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:31 am

I'm pissed off
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Post by daveboygreen » Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:32 am

Thats nice....But could you please just piss off instead?

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Post by HalloweenJack » Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:23 pm

daveboygreen wrote:Thats nice....But could you please just piss off instead?
Come on Dave, deep down I’m sure you don’t hate Thorn.
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Post by The Thorn » Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:29 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:23 pm
daveboygreen wrote:Thats nice....But could you please just piss off instead?
Come on Dave, deep down I’m sure you don’t hate Thorn.
I'm not sure Dave is that complex of a person. There is no "deep down"
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Post by The Thorn » Wed Sep 14, 2022 11:32 am

Now Im fucking pissed off!!
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Post by The Thorn » Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:38 pm

I've calmed down slightly

Seems like uni grauduation will be delayed once again but who gives a shite anymore

At least I got to skip work today
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Post by Ross, Bob » Wed Sep 14, 2022 2:05 pm

Fascinating stuff.

Please kill yourself.
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Post by The Thorn » Sat Sep 17, 2022 2:06 pm

The women on twitter are falling for me

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Post by The Thorn » Sun Sep 18, 2022 6:24 pm

Out with mates for a game of pool and a fair few drinks
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Post by HalloweenJack » Sun Sep 18, 2022 8:32 pm

The Thorn wrote:Out with mates for a game of pool and a fair few drinks
I bet you are shit at pool.
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Post by daveboygreen » Sun Sep 18, 2022 8:45 pm

Thorn playing pool with 'mates' means....

Thorn spent a quid on the pool table, Pissed around playing with the balls for an hour and left his packet of 6 years old condoms on the side of the table.

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