Dave likes to use his fists, as we all know.ILAD wrote:Mrs G has just confirmed that, apparently her fanny is not as tight as Mamma G.Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Fri Sep 02, 2022 7:14 pmIs his mother’s bedroom? Just a guess.ILAD wrote:Where are you mate?daveboygreen wrote: ↑Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:17 pm Check out who is in 96th place here.... https://berkshiredarts.org/files/MENS_AVERAGES.pdf
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that just goes to prove my point, Same arseholes making the same old jokes to fuck up threads.
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It’s a tedious thread mate, should we get The Thorn to explain it to you?
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Any fisting tonight, mate?daveboygreen wrote:that just goes to prove my point, Same arseholes making the same old jokes to fuck up threads.
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Sorry mate, been busy. To address your points:daveboygreen wrote:Liam, Does throwing accusations at me of woman beating and noncery make you feel better about your own misgivings?
Didn't you also recently play at a darts weekend and failed to win a match all weekend? (possibly even a leg)
I have no misgivings, I’m pretty perfect.
No, haven’t played any weekend darts in the last couple of years.
Thanks for finding my two wins out of three at super league last season, if you keep at it, maybe you’ll be good enough for super league one day.
The Thorn wrote: Be honest Malt sometimes women deserve a slap or 2.
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Logs into TDFThe Thorn wrote:This made me laugh
Opens thread.
Sees Thorn comparing his cock to a pizza.
Leaves thread.
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Thats nice....But could you please just piss off instead?
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Come on Dave, deep down I’m sure you don’t hate Thorn.daveboygreen wrote:Thats nice....But could you please just piss off instead?
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I'm not sure Dave is that complex of a person. There is no "deep down"HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:23 pmCome on Dave, deep down I’m sure you don’t hate Thorn.daveboygreen wrote:Thats nice....But could you please just piss off instead?
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I've calmed down slightly
Seems like uni grauduation will be delayed once again but who gives a shite anymore
At least I got to skip work today
Seems like uni grauduation will be delayed once again but who gives a shite anymore
At least I got to skip work today
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The women on twitter are falling for me
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Out with mates for a game of pool and a fair few drinks
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I bet you are shit at pool.The Thorn wrote:Out with mates for a game of pool and a fair few drinks
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Thorn playing pool with 'mates' means....
Thorn spent a quid on the pool table, Pissed around playing with the balls for an hour and left his packet of 6 years old condoms on the side of the table.
Thorn spent a quid on the pool table, Pissed around playing with the balls for an hour and left his packet of 6 years old condoms on the side of the table.
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