2020 Daily plans

[Randall]

Just a heads up to all hoping that each and every member of this respected forum, friend and foe is all right....

Stay safe, keep calm and take care... We WILL get back to discussing proper darts don't worry....

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Likewise my friend

[Safc]

Breaking News Safc gets some bread and Eggs all hail Heron Foods.

Aldi can Fuck Right Off Still nowt shelves are bare clearly a distribution problem

[M H]

Gotta be honest the roads are great, will miss this when the great unwashed start going out again

[Mabbsy]

Gotta be honest the roads are great, will miss this when the great unwashed start going out again

Air pollution at its lowest for years, lovely stuff.

[M H]

With the roads so quiet I'm getting 35 to 40 mpg which is great for the size of the car

[Randall]

Some twat from the daily mirror just asked if people could go for a picnic tomorrow?
What the actual fuck?

[The Ginge Reaper]

Some twat from the daily mirror just asked if people could go for a picnic tomorrow?
What the actual fuck?

Probably the same twat who a few days ago got a chance to ask a question, and it was "Will all NHS staff be getting a medal after all this is over". And that was it.

Seriously, fuck off.

[Randall]

Some twat from the daily mirror just asked if people could go for a picnic tomorrow?
What the actual fuck?

Probably the same twat who a few days ago got a chance to ask a question, and it was "Will all NHS staff be getting a medal after all this is over". And that was it.

Seriously, fuck off.

The standard of "journalism" on display at these briefings is an absolute joke.

[M H]

Some twat from the daily mirror just asked if people could go for a picnic tomorrow?
What the actual fuck?

Probably the same twat who a few days ago got a chance to ask a question, and it was "Will all NHS staff be getting a medal after all this is over". And that was it.

Seriously, fuck off.

The standard of "journalism" on display at these briefings is an absolute joke.

As is the standard of government ministers

[Randall]

Some twat from the daily mirror just asked if people could go for a picnic tomorrow?
What the actual fuck?

Probably the same twat who a few days ago got a chance to ask a question, and it was "Will all NHS staff be getting a medal after all this is over". And that was it.

Seriously, fuck off.

The standard of "journalism" on display at these briefings is an absolute joke.

As is the standard of government ministers

They are fucking geniuses next to the journalists

[skweezit]

spaghetti has been missing from the stores for weeks here. (NY)
curiously, ice cream too.

stay safe and wake strong, people.
especially us old farts.

keep it cool, keep it clean, keep it covered.
(now applicable for more than just yer dicks)

[9farter]

don't be a lockdown violator in India

[Safc]

Hit first 180s with the new darts today

[ILAD]

Hit first 180s with the new darts today

You’ve hit the rubber ring a few times too by the looks of it.

[Safc]

Hit first 180s with the new darts today

You’ve hit the rubber ring a few times too by the looks of it.

Not gonna lie I have many times

[Mabbsy]

Day 21 of working from home today excluding the bank holidays, no sign of a return to the office for me (or any of us)especially as the Mrs is in the highly vulnerable group.

Happy days....... not.

[Safc]

Gilbert O'Sullivan walks into a bank

Bank Manager says what do you want

He replies

A Loan Again Naturally

[Randall]

Working for a living is a distant memory now.

[Mabbsy]

Working for a living is a distant memory now.

Mayhem if and when you go back fella, back to the chaos within a few hours no doubt.

[Randall]

Working for a living is a distant memory now.

Mayhem if and when you go back fella, back to the chaos within a few hours no doubt.

Social distancing will still have to be in place.
Our staffing profile will have to be assessed.
Screens will need putting up, given that on the day we closed they had still failed to supply any hand sanitizer it's hard to be confident!