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Post by fandarts » Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:34 pm

felt absolutely fucked yesterday, my back and legs were knotted, decided to have a massage, went to one of these thai places, didn't really know what to expect as i never had one before, she was a small petite lady, as i lay on my stomach she was up on my back , she gave me a knee in my back and the pain was excruciating but also the relief was immense, i will definitely go for another? do remedies vary or or they all pretty standard?
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Post by Jimmi » Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:42 pm

No happy ending?
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Post by fandarts » Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:44 pm

im on about my back jimmi not my fucking cock
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Post by Jimmi » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:25 pm

So they didn't even offer one?
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Post by fandarts » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:27 pm

no, it wasnt that kind of establishment to the ones you use
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Post by Jimmi » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:37 pm

I've never had a massage.
Plenty of happy endings but no massage.
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Post by fandarts » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:40 pm

do you walk in and say toss me off?
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Post by Jimmi » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:41 pm

fandarts wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:40 pm do you walk in and say toss me off?
You tell me.
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Post by fandarts » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:42 pm

you seem quite knowledgeable on the subject jimmi, i let you take the stage
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Post by Jimmi » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:43 pm

Pretty sure it happens at the end but I'm not sure.
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Post by Randall » Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:57 am

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