Think of the paper cuts.Safc wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:26 amIt's alright I printed 500 sheets off with Price's face on incase I run outCaptain Hobo wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:05 amI didn't realise it was happening in England too.
Hope you've stocked up.
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Clean breaks for all when you drop your fudge then there's no need for lots of paper for the clear up, sort yourselves out fellas
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RidiculousCaptain Hobo wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:05 amI didn't realise it was happening in England too.
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I cracked up when I saw the totally empty toilet roll aisle today in ASDA. Not one packet of bogs roll except wet wipes..
people are strange
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Went to a different shopping centre today with 3 supermarkets, first shop had empty shelves, didn't even bother going into the other 2 as no one was walking out with any.tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 12:05 amI cracked up when I saw the totally empty toilet roll aisle today in ASDA. Not one packet of bogs roll except wet wipes..
people are strange
I've got enough to last a couple of weeks but think I'll be using newspaper after that.
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I don't understand the bogs roll panic buying. This virus isn't linked to having the shits. It is not even one of the symptoms..Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 4:35 amWent to a different shopping centre today with 3 supermarkets, first shop had empty shelves, didn't even bother going into the other 2 as no one was walking out with any.tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 12:05 amI cracked up when I saw the totally empty toilet roll aisle today in ASDA. Not one packet of bogs roll except wet wipes..
people are strange
I've got enough to last a couple of weeks but think I'll be using newspaper after that.
It seems folk are happy to have a house full of shithouse rolls and handwash.. Never mind about food, just as long as we can take a shit and wash our hands afterwards
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There were stories in the news here about people buying massive amounts at Costco.tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:34 amI don't understand the bogs roll panic buying. This virus isn't linked to having the shits. It is not even one of the symptoms..Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 4:35 amWent to a different shopping centre today with 3 supermarkets, first shop had empty shelves, didn't even bother going into the other 2 as no one was walking out with any.tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 12:05 amI cracked up when I saw the totally empty toilet roll aisle today in ASDA. Not one packet of bogs roll except wet wipes..Randall wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 3:10 pmRidiculousCaptain Hobo wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:05 am
I didn't realise it was happening in England too.
Hope you've stocked up.
people are strange
I've got enough to last a couple of weeks but think I'll be using newspaper after that.
It seems folk are happy to have a house full of shithouse rolls and handwash.. Never mind about food, just as long as we can take a shit and wash our hands afterwards
I think that caused lots of other people to buy up in case they can't get any later. I would have bought a couple of packs this weekend if I had found any!
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People need to get there shit together (I know sorry )
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Unbelievable the complete stupidity of people.
A lack of bog roll on the shelves is now a far greater crisis than this so say virus.
A lack of bog roll on the shelves is now a far greater crisis than this so say virus.
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I heard earlier that Asda in Slough was as busy as Christmas Eve. Utter madness
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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Video online of women in Australia literally scrapping in the aisles.
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Today it took me half an hour to find some toilet roll. Everyone's gone coronavirus mad!
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Still plenty of Corona available thankfully
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Just don't wipe your arse.
Adrian Lewis probably doesn't.
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This is what life in Zimbabwe was like on a daily basis. Clear shelves in supermarkets, panic buying everywhere.
The toilet roll thing is bizarre though.
The toilet roll thing is bizarre though.
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Apparently in Australia some dickhead told everyone that the cardboard in toilet roll was made in China and that if you touched it you'd get coronavirus. So now no one in Australia wants to wipe their arses because they're scared they'll get coronavirus.
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Apparently it was like that in Syria when the civil war started.double7dream wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:45 am This is what life in Zimbabwe was like on a daily basis. Clear shelves in supermarkets, panic buying everywhere.
The toilet roll thing is bizarre though.
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The missus has been assaulted by some shoplifting piece of shit at her work.
The guy is on camera doing it. I know all the shoplifters around this city.
This guy made a big mistake
The guy is on camera doing it. I know all the shoplifters around this city.
This guy made a big mistake
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