The Brown Bread thread

[Lister of Smeg]

^^^^^ I've already said that you boring pedophile so fuck off.

[Randall]

John noakes.

[Justin Credible]

never heard of him

[Randall]

Blue Peter presenter when I was a kid.

[Justin Credible]

heard of the show, but growing up in Ireland means nothing

[The Shank]

heard of the show, but growing up in Ireland means nothing

You're right, it doesn't.

[Justin Credible]

+1

[Robert Ross]

never heard of him

Just about like any randon BDO player then.

[The Shank]

never heard of him

Just about like any randon BDO player then.

*random

[Justin Credible]

never heard of him

Just about like any held to ransom BDO player then.

fixed

[The Shank]

Richard Ashdown has not topped himself.

Yet.

[Hutchy72]

Alec Gilroy off Coronation Street is getting measured up for a wooden overcoat.
RIP Roy Barraclough.

[Hutchy72]

Sad news for our fellow forum members who wear wooden shoes and wave white flags as ninety-five year old former Auschwitz guard Reinhold Hanning slips peacefully away before serving one day of his five year sentence for war crimes.
Hopefully paraplegic Pete & that wretched creature dinner masher 1000 don't take the news too badly the pair of racist slack jawed mongoloids.

[Lister of Smeg]

dinner masher 1000

[Robert Ross]

Martin 'spineless' Adams.

[Robert Ross]

O wait, just read that the cancer miraculously disappeared.

[Lister of Smeg]

Cracking corpse, Gromit.

[Randall]

Batman

[Hutchy72]

Batman

One less saviour the BDO can cross off their list.

[Jungle Jim]

http://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/2 ... otage.html



https://youtu.be/B85Hi4djjZk

The rebounding of California’s mountain lion population has been well documented, and it’s no secret that the predators are making meals of area wildlife, and domestic pets, to sustain their numbers. But a trail camera, belonging to Randy Spade of Whitmore, Calif., captured a sight rarely seen — a lion taking down an unsuspecting deer.

“I was surprised by how fast it struck,” Spade, who runs 300 trail cams on 2,200 acres of land, told Field & Stream. “It was in the blink of an eye.”

Spade, a lifelong outdoorsman and an ardent deer hunter, has the cameras set up on a ranch owned by one of his dad’s old hunting buddies. Spade visits every Sunday to replace empty batteries and swap out full memory cards, and then he eats dinner with the landowner while scanning the week’s footage. “Bears are the main thing we see,” he said. “Summers are hot up here. We have 30 to 40 days in a row of 100 degrees, and bears love taking a bath in those old watering troughs to cool off.”

But on June 4, Spade didn’t find bears on the footage, while scanning clips from a watering hole where he’d seen a buzzard circling earlier in the day. In the video, which you can watch above, a deer walks into the shot, triggering the camera to record. Moments later, the eyes of a mountain lion slowly creep into view. Suddenly, the cat lunges for the deer and pulls it to the ground.

Spade, his wife, and the rancher watched the scene over and over, which, according to the internal camera clock, was filmed late on May 31. Over the years, Spade’s cameras had recorded skunks chasing off bears, bears breaking cameras, and a lot of deer, but never a mountain lion attacking prey. What makes the footage remarkable, Spade points out, is that “it’s not only perfectly framed, it’s perfectly timed.”

Spade later posted the video to YouTube, and, as it spread, people began to remark that he was lucky for getting the shot, which he lightly rebuffs. “I say five years of checking 30 cameras year-round every Sunday is not pure luck.”

Fair enough.

“I look for any excuse to extend my time out in the woods,” he continued, “so this makes me want to get out with some new cameras.” But he plans to clean his camera lenses more, he said, “because you never know when you’re going to get that lifetime shot.”