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[Wolflanternbumbag]

Did you know you can catch AIDS from cycling

[The Shank]

New member of 3 minutes ago Jameshaven viewing this thread, there.

This software only shows what section is being read not the individual thread

You forgot to add "so there".

[Robert Ross]

New member of 3 minutes ago Jameshaven viewing this thread, there.

This software only shows what section is being read not the individual thread

You forgot to add "so there".

Add it then. Lazy fuck, can't even be bothered to do a post change.

[The Shank]

New member of 3 minutes ago Jameshaven viewing this thread, there.

This software only shows what section is being read not the individual thread

You forgot to add "so there".

Add it then. Lazy fuck, can't even be bothered to do a post change.

You're right, im lazy.

I can hardly be bothered to tell you to fuck off.

[Justin Credible]

feel asleep on the couch for a couple of hours last night watching grand tour and woke up at 4am. my body clock out of sync now again.

contemplating waking up the shepherd and giving him a walk and then can go back to bed and catch a few more hours.

[Lister of Smeg]

feel asleep on the couch for a couple of hours last night watching grand tour and woke up at 4am. my body clock out of sync now again.

contemplating waking up the shepherd and giving him a walk and then can go back to bed and catch a few more hours.

OK Sarah

[Justin Credible]

feel asleep on the couch for a couple of hours last night watching grand tour and woke up at 4am. my body clock out of sync now again.

contemplating waking up the shepherd and giving him a walk and then can go back to bed and catch a few more hours.

OK Sarah

I do not fell like using my legs this year

[Chizzyfan]

Was out doing the rounds as usual this morning and decided it was time to do some maintenance on the cattle sick bay due to an upcoming inspection. As I went in, I saw four goating kittens sitting in the corner. My ancestors would have drowned the little things but I don't have the heart to do that. Hopefully, I can sell them on one of those selling sites and if not, I'll give them away and make someone else happy.

[Stran]

Was out doing the rounds as usual this morning and decided it was time to do some maintenance on the cattle sick bay due to an upcoming inspection. As I went in, I saw four goating kittens sitting in the corner. My ancestors would have drowned the little things but I don't have the heart to do that. Hopefully, I can sell them on one of those selling sites and if not, I'll give them away and make someone else happy.

suprised you didnt shag them

[The Thorn]

Was out doing the rounds as usual this morning and decided it was time to do some maintenance on the cattle sick bay due to an upcoming inspection. As I went in, I saw four goating kittens sitting in the corner. My ancestors would have drowned the little things but I don't have the heart to do that. Hopefully, I can sell them on one of those selling sites and if not, I'll give them away and make someone else happy.

suprised you didnt shag them

where has he said he didn't?

[Justin Credible]

I went for an eye test and will be now wearing glasses for reading.

A sad day

[Surreys finest]

I went for an eye test and will be now wearing glasses for reading.

A sad day

Fuck off four eyes.

[Stran]

im rough as fuck today ... how is that for useless information

[Noisycrowds]

I went for an eye test and will be now wearing glasses for reading.

A sad day

i got glasses last week for reading , they said i have pretty good eyesite i just cant focus on things like the small writing on food jars , can read a book or paper just not the really small writing

[Justin Credible]

same for me.
All the time on the pc certainly did not help

[Surreys finest]

I went for an eye test and will be now wearing glasses for reading.

A sad day

i got glassed last week for reading

Being the only man in your village who can (barely) read was always going to stir up jealousy amongst the yokels .

[Surreys finest]

same for me.
All the time on the pc certainly did not help

So that old wives tale was right then. Wanking really does make you go blind. *waves at Listers guide dog*

[Justin Credible]

Had 4 pancakes earlier ( 2 with lemon)....tasty .

Is it pancake tuesday in the uk ?

[The Shank]

Had 4 pancakes earlier ( 2 with lemon)....tasty .

Is it pancake tuesday in the uk ?

It is.

I too had pancakes with sugar and lemon.

[Justin Credible]

Had 4 pancakes earlier ( 2 with lemon)....tasty .

Is it pancake tuesday in the uk ?

It is.

I too had pancakes with sugar and lemon.

That will be the mick in you