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[M H]

Nope, don't see the whoosh. The Wade comment reads as a suggestion

[Justin Credible]

allow me Grandad to give you explanation 101.

Because I mentioned my brother in the statement, it then took on the similarity of the other "brother stories" which ended in a darts related comment, hence the wade comment, which itself is a play on the "is it james wade" reply.

I do hope this explanation helps you come to terms and understand the whoosh you earned.

Your sincerely
Justin credible
Original Total Cunt

[M H]

I totally ignored all the "Brother" comments here recently, kind of ignoring the shit sort of thing.

As an aside did any you lot play snooker with you brother this weekend?

[Sin]

Wasps make marmite

[The Shank]

Hey ho, back to work we go.

[Robert Ross]

Hey ho, back to work we go.

Who is 'we'?

[Justin Credible]

the rest of the dwarfs

[Robert Ross]

the rest of the dwarfs

I see.

[M H]

Hey ho, back to work we go.

Who is 'we'?

Me as well tomorrow, good thing is I only do five hours a day maximum

[The Shank]

Hey ho, back to work we go.

Who is 'we'?

Me as well tomorrow, good thing is I only do five hours a day maximum

Same as me.

Although I'm actually at work for 9 hours.

[M H]

Hey ho, back to work we go.

Who is 'we'?

Me as well tomorrow, good thing is I only do five hours a day maximum

Same as me.

Although I'm actually at work for 9 hours.

I'm actually there for five hours or less, Fridays about three hours less. A tough job but someone has to do it!

[The Ginge Reaper]

First day back tomorrow since the 16th

[Robert Ross]

Hey ho, back to work we go.

Who is 'we'?

Me as well tomorrow, good thing is I only do five hours a day maximum

Same as me.

Although I'm actually at work for 9 hours.

Also at work for 9 hours, but I work only about 3 of those 9 hours.

[The Shank]

Hey ho, back to work we go.

Who is 'we'?

Me as well tomorrow, good thing is I only do five hours a day maximum

Same as me.

Although I'm actually at work for 9 hours.

Also at work for 9 hours, but I work only about 3 of those 9 hours.

Nice.

Have to be able to pace yourself, no point rushing into work all guns blazing, be knackered after an hour.

I have to find times to perv on the office girls, tea breaks, perv on the office girls, flirt with the office girls, fag breaks, perv on the office girls, breakfast break, perv on the office girls, lunch break, perv on the office girls , play solitaire on the pc, perv on the office girls etc.

[The Thorn]

Nice.

Have to be able to pace yourself, no point rushing into work all guns blazing, be knackered after an hour.

I have to find times to perv on the office girls, tea breaks, perv on the office girls, flirt with the office girls, fag breaks, perv on the office girls, breakfast break, perv on the office girls, lunch break, perv on the office girls , play solitaire on the pc, perv on the office girls etc.

You forgot perving on the office girls. Expected more from you.

[Robert Ross]

Nice.

Have to be able to pace yourself, no point rushing into work all guns blazing, be knackered after an hour.

I have to find times to perv on the office girls, tea breaks, perv on the office girls, flirt with the office girls, fag breaks, perv on the office girls, breakfast break, perv on the office girls, lunch break, perv on the office girls , play solitaire on the pc, perv on the office girls etc.

I discern a pattern, and it ain't work.

[Justin Credible]

wife just gave me a bowl of ice cream with some hot home made xmas puddding.

She was not joking when she said she thinks she put far too much whisky in it

[The Ginge Reaper]

New member of 3 minutes ago Jameshaven viewing this thread, there.

[Justin Credible]

tis a shame I will be popping out soon for a little bit,

my stalkers will have to wait for me to hang on my every word

[M H]

New member of 3 minutes ago Jameshaven viewing this thread, there.

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