The Completely Useless Information Thread - open all hours

[Robert Ross]

Talentless cunt

Let me guess, it's not real music like you had in your day?

In his day music had yet to be invented.

However, with the current music scene not being his cup of tea, he has time for other things, like actually do some modding.

[Randall]

Talentless cunt

Let me guess, it's not real music like you had in your day?

Indipid lift music.

[The Shank]

Sunday morning, awake since half 6. Ridiculous.

[Chizzyfan]

On new meds since Wednesday. Tired as a moth after an all nighter.

[The Shank]

Not at work while Cheltenham is on.

[Justin Credible]

just finished cleaning the gutters above the porch., front and back gardens grass cut for the first time this year,
Side gate oiled , but gonna have to get it replaced

[The Shank]

just finished cleaning the gutters above the porch., front and back gardens grass cut for the first time this year,
Side gate oiled , but gonna have to get it replaced

Grass cut already?

Fuck that, wont be touching my lawn for at least another month.

[Robert Ross]

just finished cleaning the gutters above the porch., front and back gardens grass cut for the first time this year,
Side gate oiled , but gonna have to get it replaced

Grass cut already?

Fuck that, wont be touching my lawn for at least another month.

Just wished my wife would mow her lawn.

[Justin Credible]

just finished cleaning the gutters above the porch., front and back gardens grass cut for the first time this year,
Side gate oiled , but gonna have to get it replaced

Grass cut already?

Fuck that, wont be touching my lawn for at least another month.

yep the last 2 days have been almost summer like and was dry enough to cut it.

[Chizzyfan]

Took a trip down south this morning. Only as far as Omeath. Nice part of the world.

[Justin Credible]

Took a trip down south this morning. Only as far as Omeath. Nice part of the world.

where is Omeath ?

The is a county Meath. is that what you meant ?

[Chizzyfan]

Took a trip down south this morning. Only as far as Omeath. Nice part of the world.

where is Omeath ?

The is a county Meath. is that what you meant ?

No, Omeath is a wee village just across the boarder beside Newry, it overlooks Carlingford Lough.

[The Shank]

Took a trip down south this morning. Only as far as Omeath. Nice part of the world.

where is Omeath ?

The is a county Meath. is that what you meant ?

No, Omeath is a wee village just across the boarder beside Newry, it overlooks Carlingford Lough.

There's only one boarder beside Newry?

Can't be a very nice place, then.

[M H]

Clocks go forward tonight, gotta learn how to adjust the clocks in my car!

[Justin Credible]

just sorted out the back, cleaned up a few things wired brush some stuff degraded in the weather etc, came in and went to the bathroon to wah my hands and saw the wife bought some new hand soap.

took no notice and a few minutes later was wondering what the sugary smell was.
wife says thats the cola bottles flavor handwash.

needless to see i went on on a tirade of that is something a child would do etc...she said but dont it smell great so I said, I will go wash my knob in it so when you give me a blow job if will taste great wont it ?

She stopped smiling at that point

[Lister of Smeg]

An Irishman washing? You're a disgrace to your nation.

[Justin Credible]

An Irishman washing? You're a disgrace to your nation.

I know...I have more teeth in my mouth that the whole family next door too...and they have 7 kids

[Mabbsy]

I went to the dentist his morning.

[Chizzyfan]

I went to the dentist his morning.

I am going next Monday. 3pm. I love the dentist. That feeling as she gropes the mouth. Some may say it feels like cheating, that position is, however, weak. Anyway, the moral of the story is don't reply to Mabbsy, it encourages boredom.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Doing an 80s night tonight at one of Yorkshire's premier function rooms. 360 people ffs!!!!