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the fuck is google spider??????
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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Dartfrog wrote:A spider that googles.
Ah, an eight legged Oche.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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It's an automated indexing spider or robot which trawls sites for Google, now most sites only count one but it seems df counts 30, 40, 60 as ACTUAL USERS when they cannot read or reply, just index but bless if you take them off the user count (which most places do) then they would never have more than 30 on, not quite the 12000 that Sharky claims is it?
If you don't believe me just click page 2 onwards of the who's online and count them, bless
If you don't believe me just click page 2 onwards of the who's online and count them, bless
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as nikki says normal people class all bots no matter how many as ONE SINGLE MEMBER...not on the post and member obsessed DF
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nikkiboy wrote:It's an automated indexing spider or robot which trawls sites for Google, now most sites only count one but it seems df counts 30, 40, 60 as ACTUAL USERS when they cannot read or reply, just index but bless if you take them off the user count (which most places do) then they would never have more than 30 on, not quite the 12000 that Sharky claims is it?
If you don't believe me just click page 2 onwards of the who's online and count them, bless
Was just wondering Nikki, wouldn't have a clue about this kind of stuff.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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Be fair there was a rumour of a new member there yesterday, it was so unusual they banned it cos they thought it was youJustin Credible wrote:as nikki says normal people class all bots no matter how many as ONE SINGLE MEMBER...not on the post and member obsessed DF
And it probably was
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Only a casual one. That seems to be ok you know.Dartfrog wrote:Racist spiders. Whats the world coming to.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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No probs my good fellowmick wrote:nikkiboy wrote:It's an automated indexing spider or robot which trawls sites for Google, now most sites only count one but it seems df counts 30, 40, 60 as ACTUAL USERS when they cannot read or reply, just index but bless if you take them off the user count (which most places do) then they would never have more than 30 on, not quite the 12000 that Sharky claims is it?
If you don't believe me just click page 2 onwards of the who's online and count them, bless
Was just wondering Nikki, wouldn't have a clue about this kind of stuff.
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When Fluff joined under the name fluff...he was accused of being me...the shame..lol
So I joined as "the Real Fluff", and within minutes another member joined as "Original Fluff"
Fluff was banned, as was I...Real Fluff, but Original fluff was not, and is still not, as its a mod multiple.
So I joined as "the Real Fluff", and within minutes another member joined as "Original Fluff"
Fluff was banned, as was I...Real Fluff, but Original fluff was not, and is still not, as its a mod multiple.
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Maybe one of the ex mods will spill the beans on how many there actually were.........Justin Credible wrote:When Fluff joined under the name fluff...he was accused of being me...the shame..lol
So I joined as "the Real Fluff", and within minutes another member joined as "Original Fluff"
Fluff was banned, as was I...Real Fluff, but Original fluff was not, and is still not, as its a mod multiple.
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there are 34 members that are banned on DF...the site claims to have 574 members, yet when you click to view there are only 540, hence the 34.
I suspect 25 are mine easily, a couple for fluff, and ted snotty hankey.
honestly though there was a guy that joined who even got booted out and was accused of being me, while i was reading the site...was in stitches laughing
I suspect 25 are mine easily, a couple for fluff, and ted snotty hankey.
honestly though there was a guy that joined who even got booted out and was accused of being me, while i was reading the site...was in stitches laughing
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No one had long standing multiples from what i remember Nikki, unless they kept it secret from everyone.
I spoke to Fluff Senior the other day and he said after reading all the shite chucked over there he wont be back either though.
I spoke to Fluff Senior the other day and he said after reading all the shite chucked over there he wont be back either though.
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Ha so now we know how to get rid of himDartfrog wrote:No one had long standing multiples from what i remember Nikki, unless they kept it secret from everyone.
I spoke to Fluff Senior the other day and he said after reading all the shite chucked over there he wont be back either though.
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