Buzz words for 2011

[Jock Mccallum]

*New Words for 2011**

*** **TESTICULATING**
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

*** **BLAMESTORMING
**Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed and who was responsible.

*** **SEAGULL MANAGER**
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then
leaves.

*** **SALMON DAY**
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
screwed and die.

*** **SALAD DODGER
**An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

*** **SWAMP DONKEY**
A deeply unattractive person..

*** **AEROPLANE BLONDE**
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

*** **PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE**
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to
work again.

*** **OH-NO SECOND**
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a
BIG mistake. (e.g. You've hit 'reply all').

*** **GREYHOUND**
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.**
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*** **MILLENNIUM DOMES**
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. Extremely impressive when viewed from the
outside but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

*** **MONKEY BATH **
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa!
Aa!'.

*** **MYSTERY BUS**
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet
after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub
is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

*** **TART FUEL**
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

*** **TRAMP STAMP**
Tattoo on a female.

*** **PICASSO BUM**
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4
buttocks.*

[Dartfrog]

It's uncanny that in the staffroom there most definately alot of testiculating, blamestorming and percussive maintenance.

[M H]

It's uncanny that in the staffroom there most definately alot of testiculating, blamestorming and percussive maintenance.

And that's just Wolfie

[Furious Wolfie 180]

It's uncanny that in the staffroom there most definately alot of testiculating, blamestorming and percussive maintenance.

Thanks for the Jacamo catalouge mate...no more will i have the shame of asking the shop assistant if they do these jeans in a 44 inch waist.

Trust Knots got his copy as well?

[Justin Credible]

good stuff jock

I always refer to my wife as "swamp duck"....was something jack duckworth said to vera in a show about 15 years ago and i nicked it there and then.

When I say it in public it gets some weird looks but she knows its a term of affection...albeit not the most flattering one

[Furious Wolfie 180]

KRONENBIRD.....

16 from the rear / 64 from the front.

[Dartfrog]

Thanks for the Jacamo catalouge mate...no more will i have the shame of asking the shop assistant if they do these jeans in a 44 inch waist.

Trust Knots got his copy as well?

Wise up, i'm talking about everyday fashion for men, not boys.