Enjoyed this!!!!

[Dicie]

"Hello?" the child says on the phone.

"Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy," says the little girl. "She's upstairs in the bedroom with
...Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Paul."

"Oh, yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Dad takes a deep breath. "Okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put
the phone down, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay, Daddy, just a minute," says the little girl. A few minutes later,
the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy."

"What happened, honey?" he asks.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all."

"Oh, my God! What about your Uncle Paul?" asks Dad in a panic.

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out all the water last week to
clean the pool. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

There's a long pause on the phone.

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 021-4865731?"

[Justin Credible]

sorry dicie but the prefix 021-456 is the northside of the city ...nobody up here has swimming pool...its a desolate area of unemployed and hardened people battered by the years and alcohol and work...but playing with a faith that never leaves

[Dicie]

Back in your bin grouch