How's your health lads ? No joking matter

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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by ILAD » Fri Aug 12, 2022 6:47 pm

Safc wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 3:35 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 2:14 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 2:09 pm I'm literally the only person in this clinic and currently 40 minutes late
It is the tories..... It puts extra pressure on the NHS
Fixed for accuracy
Could always get the unions to run the country eh? The same unions that destroyed the shipbuilding and mining. But it’s pretty obvious that you are ignorant to that fact. And before you start I live in a pit village and my father worked in the yards so I know what I’m talking about.

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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Safc » Fri Aug 12, 2022 7:02 pm

ILAD wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 6:47 pm
Safc wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 3:35 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 2:14 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Jul 19, 2022 2:09 pm I'm literally the only person in this clinic and currently 40 minutes late
It is the tories..... It puts extra pressure on the NHS
Fixed for accuracy
Could always get the unions to run the country eh? The same unions that destroyed the shipbuilding and mining. But it’s pretty obvious that you are ignorant to that fact. And before you start I live in a pit village and my father worked in the yards so I know what I’m talking about.
Erm right
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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Jimmi » Fri Aug 12, 2022 7:40 pm

Tommo wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:47 pm My appointment cancelled for 3 weeks this morning, "the theatre was too hot".
Emergency circumcison?
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Jimmi » Fri Aug 12, 2022 7:40 pm

All politicians are cunts
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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Randall » Fri Aug 12, 2022 7:56 pm

Is the correct answer
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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Tommo » Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:38 pm

Jimmi wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 7:40 pm
Tommo wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:47 pm My appointment cancelled for 3 weeks this morning, "the theatre was too hot".
Emergency circumcison?
They used my foreskin as a bin liner.
They're all here!

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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Jimmi » Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:39 pm

Tommo wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:38 pm
Jimmi wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 7:40 pm
Tommo wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:47 pm My appointment cancelled for 3 weeks this morning, "the theatre was too hot".
Emergency circumcison?
They used my foreskin as a bin liner.
😂😂
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:41 pm

Jimmi wrote:All politicians are cunts. Dave is a cunt. Therefore Dave is a politician.
You’re not very good at syllogisms, mate.
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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Randall » Tue Aug 30, 2022 8:29 pm

I feel all kinds of awful
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Post by Ross, Bob » Tue Aug 30, 2022 8:44 pm

Randall wrote:I feel all kinds of awful
Worked too hard?
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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Randall » Wed Aug 31, 2022 6:42 am

I'm always working to hard
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Post by Tommo » Wed Aug 31, 2022 12:03 pm

Randall wrote: Wed Aug 31, 2022 6:42 am I'm always working to hard
Working to where?
They're all here!

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Post by tungsten tossers » Wed Aug 31, 2022 3:26 pm

Randall wrote: Wed Aug 31, 2022 6:42 am I'm always working to hard
Did you manage to achieve it?

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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Randall » Wed Aug 31, 2022 4:49 pm

Oh ffs
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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Randall » Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:08 pm

Rough as fuck
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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Greipel » Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:58 pm

Unbearable stomach ache for 3 days now because of poppy allergy.
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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Randall » Thu Sep 29, 2022 6:48 pm

Just popping on between vomiting sessions
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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Emulsfier » Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:10 pm

Sorry you feel like shite Randall.
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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Randall » Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:39 pm

Must be bad
Had to leave work
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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Randall » Wed Nov 30, 2022 6:53 pm

Rough as fuck
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