Random daily crap.

[Ross, Bob]

Did anyone catch some of the Presidential Debate?

If you're not yet convinced that the USA is completely and irretrievably fucked, just watch any 5 minutes of it and you will be.

I only saw the "highlights".
Haven't laughed that hard since they showed reruns of Bottom on tv.

It's not really a laughing matter, though.

The best case scenario is Biden wins and the Republicans will just block everything for 4 years. If Trump wins and they keep the Senate, who knows what will happen.

Civil war if Trump loses and uses the newly loaded supreme court to attempt to overturn the election

Doesn't really matter who wins, the US is fucked either way.

[Captain Hobo]

[Randall]

He will refuse to die no doubt

[Captain Hobo]

He will refuse to die no doubt

Probably gave it to Biden at the debate too.

[Potter's Lake]

Most of his supporters believe it doesn't exist, if it kills him there will be riots.

[Jimmi]

Now confirmed that he (allegedly) has Coronavirus.

[HalloweenJack]

Now confirmed that he (allegedly) has Coronavirus.

Here’s hoping he and his wife make a speedy recovery, like anyone else with this virus.

[Captain Hobo]

Now confirmed that he (allegedly) has Coronavirus.

Here’s hoping he and his wife make a speedy recovery, like anyone else with this virus.

Sending my thoughts and prayers.

[vizIIsto]

I just learned of the existence of animals born with two faces in an extremely rare condition known as Diprosopus (Greek for "two-faced"), and it is caused by abnormalities of the protein SHH, which is named after Sonic the Hedgehog.
Edit: there have also been human cases of this but they usually do not survive long after birth. There is however one boy who is thirteen years old but I don't know if you want to see such a disturbing picture.

[Ross, Bob]

I just learned of the existence of animals born with two faces in an extremely rare condition known as Diprosopus (Greek for "two-faced"), and it is caused by abnormalities of the protein SHH, which is named after Sonic the Hedgehog.
Edit: there have also been human cases of this but they usually do not survive long after birth. There is however one boy who is thirteen years old but I don't know if you want to see such a disturbing picture.

They're used to me shitty photoshops, so a two-faced kid shouldn't bother them.

Otherwise, an utterly forgettable post, clownesk.

[Randall]

I just learned of the existence of animals born with two faces in an extremely rare condition known as Diprosopus (Greek for "two-faced"), and it is caused by abnormalities of the protein SHH, which is named after Sonic the Hedgehog.
Edit: there have also been human cases of this but they usually do not survive long after birth. There is however one boy who is thirteen years old but I don't know if you want to see such a disturbing picture.

Seen worse

[Mabbsy]

3 of us in the office today, just the 79 workstations free for use

[Ross, Bob]

I just learned of the existence of animals born with two faces in an extremely rare condition known as Diprosopus (Greek for "two-faced"), and it is caused by abnormalities of the protein SHH, which is named after Sonic the Hedgehog.
Edit: there have also been human cases of this but they usually do not survive long after birth. There is however one boy who is thirteen years old but I don't know if you want to see such a disturbing picture.

Seen Oche.

Poor man.

[Potter's Lake]

An announcement of an announcement, you say?

[tungsten tossers]

An announcement of an announcement, you say?

I guess one of their probes have discovered Merv's A game

[Randall]

Had a "lady" tell me she was going to "fuck me up and ruin my life" today because we didn't have a product she wanted.
Told me to "go and suck my mother"
What does that even mean?

[Jimmi]

Had a "lady" tell me she was going to "fuck me up and ruin my life" today because we didn't have a product she wanted.
Told me to "go and suck my mother"
What does that even mean?

Chav cunt talk.

You should have gone all Robert Thornton on her.

[Randall]

"Your fucking website says you have it now fucking get me one"
Charmed I'm sure.

[Safc]

"Your fucking website says you have it now fucking get me one"
Charmed I'm sure.

This sounds like when I refuse to give people benefits they are not entitled too and apparently I'm a racist because of It.

[Jimmi]

"Your fucking website says you have it now fucking get me one"
Charmed I'm sure.

This sounds like when I refuse to give people benefits they are not entitled too and apparently I'm a racist because of It.

What?