Middle Eastern Darts

Post by **gonk** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:29 pm

how do folks, been here for just over a month now, plenty of time to get settled in. our brit bar is open on saturdays only, 3 can rule im afraid which is pump but there are ways around it............anyhoo we have a dartboard up in the bar so usual saturday night is 301 winner stays on, its a good laugh, few decent players here (all from stoke!) so looking at starting a premier league up on a friday night and possibly doing a world team championship because there are a few aussies here ( they arent allowed to drink at all!

) and about 10,000 americans so im sure they can get a team together. im confident we will kick their arse though.

laters

Post by **DrZoidberg** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:33 pm

who the hell are you!?!?

and why are you living in the middle east??

i want answers gonk!

Post by **gonk** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:38 pm

its good old me, currently working out here till end of november

thats it really zoidy

Post by **M H** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:43 pm

You enjoying it out there mate?

Post by **gonk** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:52 pm

its not too bad, been ramadan this month which has been a bit shit for us, facilities wise its amazing, 2 cinemas, 2 pools, 4 gyms, subway, burger king, pizza hut x 2, food hall is open 24hrs, only 3 beers per day though, americans are pretty shithot at it but there are ways around it, brit bar is open saturday nights and the bar staff cant seem to count............ work wise its shite, hours are all over the place, far too many chiefs here and not enough indians so they are all trying to justify their jobs here, and seem to come up with new ways of fucking us about every week, this week they are deciding to cut our duty phones, so from 1 each to 2 between 4 of us, which is alright but what happens when we get a call in the middle of the night saying an aircraft is inbound? not got time to fuck about, but enough ranting. 3months to go, lose some weight and save some money and get a tan, thats the plan

Post by **Justin Credible** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:58 pm

alright gonk........

what part of the middle east ? and what type of work is it ?

Post by **Dartfrog** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:07 pm

Middle East Fife.
He fills the condom machines in the local pubs.

Post by **gonk** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:59 pm

Qatar mate, and raf type stuff. Same
Job I do back in the uk.

Post by **gonk** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:07 pm

Post by **D & B** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:13 pm

gonk wrote:Qatar mate, and raf type stuff. Same
Job I do back in the uk.

Strepsil ?

Post by **Justin Credible** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:35 pm

gonk wrote:Qatar mate, and raf type stuff. Same
Job I do back in the uk.

the RAF deals drugs

Post by **M H** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:48 pm

Dartfrog wrote:Middle East Fife.
He fills the condom machines in the local pubs.

Bet he'd rather be filling the condoms with the females in the local pubs?

Post by **gonk** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:51 am

Snakehipsx2 wrote:
gonk wrote:Qatar mate, and raf type stuff. Same
Job I do back in the uk.
Shooting people?

nah i fix the planes that go and bomb the women children mosques etc, and sort out the cargo planes that deliver the bullets, im like a middle man

Post by **hang the dj** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:19 pm

Qatar

Are you building football stadiums for the world cup?

Post by **gonk** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:25 pm

hang the dj wrote:Qatar

Are you building football stadiums for the world cup?

on that note, its gonna be the shitest world cup ever, immigration here are absolute cunts, everything has to be perfect or you wont get in. i can see loads of unhappy football fans

Post by **hang the dj** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:46 pm

gonk wrote:
hang the dj wrote:Qatar

Are you building football stadiums for the world cup?
on that note, its gonna be the shitest world cup ever, immigration here are absolute cunts, everything has to be perfect or you wont get in. i can see loads of unhappy football fans

Means Joey Barton won't get in then

Post by **Justin Credible** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:05 pm

just as well scotland aint gonna qualify....