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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed May 25, 2022 10:28 am

The Thorn wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 10:12 am
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 10:01 am 40 scored!
How you tit?
I’d say the point is touching the board so it’s a score
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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by tungsten tossers » Wed May 25, 2022 10:48 am

TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 10:28 am
The Thorn wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 10:12 am
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 10:01 am 40 scored!
How you tit?
I’d say the point is touching the board so it’s a score
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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by Captain Hobo » Wed May 25, 2022 10:53 am

The Thorn wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 9:49 am Realistic answer, I wouldn't waste time thinking about it. Just give him the 20 if it's not clear. Cunt is fucking useless anyway by the look of it
I guess it must be written in the rules that the wire is part of the board so touching the wire counts.

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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by The Thorn » Wed May 25, 2022 11:25 am

TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 10:28 am
The Thorn wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 10:12 am
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 10:01 am 40 scored!
How you tit?
I’d say the point is touching the board so it’s a score
FFS

I mixed up the 5 and 1 segments
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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by The Thorn » Wed May 25, 2022 11:27 am

Captain Hobo wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 10:53 am
The Thorn wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 9:49 am Realistic answer, I wouldn't waste time thinking about it. Just give him the 20 if it's not clear. Cunt is fucking useless anyway by the look of it
I guess it must be written in the rules that the wire is part of the board so touching the wire counts. PS I threw them you idiot, and I swear the previous throw was 100. 😄
Wire is not part of any scoring segment though. I think if a dart pierced the wire inbetween 2 segments you wouldn't get points. Pretty sure this has been discussed in the past and referees confirmed on twitter
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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by tungsten tossers » Wed May 25, 2022 11:40 am

The two pertinent rules in the Darts Regulatory Rule Book are 5.4.1 and 5.5.8:

5.4.1 A dart shall only score if the tip of the dart remains in or touches the face of the dartboard within the outer double wire and, having been “called”, is retrieved from the face of the dartboard by the Player throwing that dart.

5.5.8 All the wires forming the doubles and trebles segments, inner and outer centre rings which together form the “Spider”, shall be affixed to the face of the dartboard in such a manner that they lie flat on the face of the dartboard and feature no gaps or splits.

The first rule defines a scoring dart as being in or touching the face of the board; the second rule defines the wires as being affixed to, and therefore separate from, the face. Therefore, a dart stuck in the wire is not touching the face and does not score.

The complete DRA rules can be found here: https://www.thedra.co.uk/wp-content/uplo...140115.pdf

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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by Captain Hobo » Wed May 25, 2022 11:48 am

The Thorn wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 11:27 am
Captain Hobo wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 10:53 am
The Thorn wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 9:49 am Realistic answer, I wouldn't waste time thinking about it. Just give him the 20 if it's not clear. Cunt is fucking useless anyway by the look of it
I guess it must be written in the rules that the wire is part of the board so touching the wire counts. PS I threw them you idiot, and I swear the previous throw was 100. 😄
Wire is not part of any scoring segment though. I think if a dart pierced the wire inbetween 2 segments you wouldn't get points. Pretty sure this has been discussed in the past and referees confirmed on twitter
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Post by Suspect Device » Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:12 am

I presume no webcam darts event took place, not due to the standard of forum players, but the need of retained anonymity of most.

How much money would you accept to reveal your true identities?
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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by Captain Hobo » Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:57 am

You first, mate.
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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by Suspect Device » Sun Jul 17, 2022 10:15 am

76p Hobo,

which would double my money and current financial situation.

Come on Jimmi, let's get this cash game rolling

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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jul 17, 2022 10:20 am

Suspect Device wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:12 am I presume no webcam darts event took place, not due to the standard of forum players, but the need of retained anonymity of most. How much money would you accept to reveal your true identities?
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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by Suspect Device » Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:51 pm

Are you of legal age?
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Post by The Thorn » Sun Jul 17, 2022 5:38 pm

Suspect Device wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:51 pm Are you of legal age?
Yes
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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by Suspect Device » Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:41 pm

The Thorn,

Sorry to leave you hanging without a reply for 2 days.
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Post by The Thorn » Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:42 pm

Bold of you to assume that I have not sucked cock before
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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by Ross, Bob » Wed Jul 20, 2022 5:56 pm

Suspect Device wrote:The Thorn,

Sorry to leave you hanging without a reply for 2 days.
Cock sucking is something everyone should try at least once.
You might be surprised how great it not only tastes but feels.

Ask for Brian the beard.
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Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Jul 25, 2022 8:23 am

Suspect Device wrote:I presume no webcam darts event took place, not due to the standard of forum players, but the need of retained anonymity of most.

How much money would you accept to reveal your true identities?
I think Jimmi and Thorn once had a game. It lasted 3 days.
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Re: Online TDF Darts Tournament?

Post by Jimmi » Mon Jul 25, 2022 12:12 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 8:23 am
Suspect Device wrote:I presume no webcam darts event took place, not due to the standard of forum players, but the need of retained anonymity of most. How much money would you accept to reveal your true identities?
I think Jimmi and Thorn once had a game. It lasted 3 days.
True story.
Thorn also instead on playing naked.
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Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Jul 25, 2022 1:18 pm

Jimmi wrote:
HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 8:23 am
Suspect Device wrote:I presume no webcam darts event took place, not due to the standard of forum players, but the need of retained anonymity of most. How much money would you accept to reveal your true identities?
I think Jimmi and Thorn once had a game. It lasted 3 days.
True story.
Thorn also instead on playing naked.
I think you have had a touch of the Randall’s there? Instead or insisted Image
I wouldn’t worry too much about Thorn playing naked, his cock is probably that small you wouldn’t have seen it anyway.
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