What defines 180 in a practice session?

[DartsNewbie]

What would you say if you go round your mates and can only find 5 darts so you pick them up and miss T20 with the first two then hit T20 with the next 3. All 5 darts thrown in one go.

Here is what I would say. If my mate only had 5 darts then be is an idiot for losing a darts. 15 years I have never lost a dart.

If he was expecting to play darts with 5 darts a turn he would get kicked in the nuts for being a fucktard. If he was making up some stupid game for 5 darts then he would again be kicked in the nuts for being a fucktard.

If he said I hit 180 I would kick him in the nuts for being a fucktard. Unless my first two darts went off the board I scored more than 180. I would then kick my self in the nuts for actually throwing 5 darts in a turn.

In short.. he wouldn't be my mate because I cant stand idiots.

[DartsNewbie]

What a fucking moron!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead kiddo.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Wow.

[Jimmi]

Thorn trying too hard

[Captain Hobo]

Gorilla Warfare.

[Captain Hobo]

Thorn trying too hard

+1

[Potter's Lake]

A classic of the genre.

[tungsten tossers]

Gorilla Warfare.

Maybe he had Amy from the film Congo in his navy seal group
Newbie sounding a lot like Nigel Cheeseman with that rant
Didn't he threaten someone with tracing an IP address at some point?

May is becoming meltdown month

[Captain Hobo]

It probably is whoever was doing Nige (assuming that wasn't Thorn)

We seriously need some proper darts back.

[The Thorn]

Why would this be a multiple? A random newbie asking some darts related question and then never posting again, we get one of them every week.

[Captain Hobo]

Not all of them write a 5 paragraph response to being called a fucking moron, though.

[Safc]

Just read this Got to admire Thorn he does pit the effort in

[The Thorn]

Y'all really don't know where this is from aye?

[Potter's Lake]

Y'all really don't know where this is from aye?

It's from Jelle Klaasen's favourite site.

[Randall]

Y'all really don't know where this is from aye?

No?

[Jimmi]

Y'all really don't know where this is from aye?

It's from Jelle Klaasen's favourite site.

That's one not to search for.

[bojeru]

What a fucking moron!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead kiddo.

Never thought I'd see this copypasta on here. Should have at least updated it with some darts references, 4/10.

[The Thorn]

Should have at least updated it with some darts references

Now there's a challenge for someone. Sounds like something Sin would post

[cannibal]

Gotta love the internet hard guys they are always a laugh. Should team up with chris mason he has hammer.