Tis the time for a new season

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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by Jimmi » Tue Feb 15, 2022 7:02 pm

Mabs, just make up something up.

Obviously something that puts you in an extremely positive light.
Fuck off Stuart Pyke and John Rawling!

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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by Mabbsy » Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:23 am

Lost 12-9 last night, I lost 3-0 against a really decent player so no complaints.

Last game of the season and the skipper bought the beers all night which was unexpected.

Spread was very acceptable, a selection of savouries with french bread and cheese.

No fights to report but it's all a bit hazy from about 10.30 onwards !!!

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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by Jimmi » Wed Feb 16, 2022 11:23 am

Mabbsy wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:23 am Won 21-0 last night, I won all 21 games against a wheelchair bound transsexual, hitting 18 nine darters and 3 170 checkouts. Last game of the season and I bought the beers all night and got totally spasticated like every night. For the spread I cooked up a whole 7 course meal and then threw it all away, so ordered ‘a big fat chinky’ Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury fancied a few games but they both coughed when I was throwing for my 23rd and 24th nine darters! So I challenged them to a tear up outside and I knocked both of them out, “Pop, pop, bang! On the floor!” The spirit of Muhammad Ali then rose up from the dead and I filled him in too.
Fixed it for you.
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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by The Thorn » Wed Feb 16, 2022 2:24 pm

FFS Jimmi you have a lot of spare time :lol:
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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by Mabbsy » Wed Feb 16, 2022 3:32 pm

Jimmi wrote:
Mabbsy wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:23 am Won 21-0 last night, I won all 21 games against a wheelchair bound transsexual, hitting 18 nine darters and 3 170 checkouts. Last game of the season and I bought the beers all night and got totally spasticated like every night. For the spread I cooked up a whole 7 course meal and then threw it all away, so ordered ‘a big fat chinky’ Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury fancied a few games but they both coughed when I was throwing for my 23rd and 24th nine darters! So I challenged them to a tear up outside and I knocked both of them out, “Pop, pop, bang! On the floor!” The spirit of Muhammad Ali then rose up from the dead and I filled him in too.
Fixed it for you.
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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by Mabbsy » Thu Mar 10, 2022 1:10 pm

We start again next Tuesday.

Cue abuse, sarcasm and other bile from DBG incoming !!!

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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by Ross, Bob » Thu Mar 10, 2022 8:23 pm

Who’s DBG?
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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by skweezit » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:36 pm

lost in the playoff finals this past weekend.
league darts. yeah, I still throw and enjoy it.
my highlights were a 16 and an 18 darter.
highscore was a 174. if you're going to drift with the last dart, it's better to be lucky than good!
plus a bunch of good cricket counts, which I won't bore you with.
oops. too late!
I shot in the finals with new different darts and set-up. peter wright would have approved.
a 13-12 heartbreaker.

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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by skweezit » Thu Mar 17, 2022 8:49 pm

oh. I had plenty of low-lights too. it wasn't all rhinestones and roses.
not by a long shot.

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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by Mabbsy » Thu Mar 17, 2022 11:50 pm

Good work skweezit

I couldnt play tueaday due to personal reasons but we lost 13-8, no news on the spread

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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by daveboygreen » Fri Mar 18, 2022 7:49 pm

This thread needs renaming......

The Mabbsy shits himself again thread!!

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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by ILAD » Fri Mar 18, 2022 7:51 pm

daveboygreen wrote: Fri Mar 18, 2022 7:49 pm This thread needs renaming...... The Fantasy Dave shits himself again at Q school thread!!
I agree.

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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by daveboygreen » Fri Mar 18, 2022 7:54 pm

IFAG hanging on my every word again there....He must be like a pig in shit today as ive replied to him more than once!!

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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Mar 18, 2022 7:55 pm

🎣

Well played, camel fucker.
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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by ILAD » Fri Mar 18, 2022 7:57 pm

It’s just so easy Ross, Bob.

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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Mar 18, 2022 8:04 pm

ILAD wrote: Fri Mar 18, 2022 7:57 pm It’s just so easy Ross, Bob.
Just like the things Dave’s living with, rumour has it.
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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by ILAD » Sat Mar 19, 2022 9:29 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Fri Mar 18, 2022 8:04 pm
ILAD wrote: Fri Mar 18, 2022 7:57 pm It’s just so easy Ross, Bob.
Just like the things Dave’s living with, rumour has it.
Oche agrees.

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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by skweezit » Thu Mar 24, 2022 6:10 pm

got myself a new board in the mail.
replacing a winmau blade 5 w/ same.
bullseye is totally destroyed, it mounded up and pushed the numbers wires out.
typical ant hills at the triples.
based on the locations, I more often shoot lower than higher, which suggests I'm an overstacker, which I am!
ok, I'm not really that excited about that what with the exclamation point and all

will give the old board to my gun-toting friends for target practice as usual.
will also make myself a veggie wrap for a late lunch and although that's not pertinent to this particular matter,
I wanted to end this on a high note.
yay veggie-wraps!

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Post by The Thorn » Thu Mar 24, 2022 6:11 pm

skweezit wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 6:10 pm got myself a new board in the mail. replacing a winmau blade 5 w/ same. bullseye is totally destroyed, it mounded up and pushed the numbers wires out. typical ant hills at the triples. based on the locations, I more often shoot lower than higher, which suggests I'm an overstacker, which I am! ok, I'm not really that excited about that what with the exclamation point and all will give the old board to my gun-toting friends for target practice as usual. will also make myself a veggie wrap for a late lunch and although that's not pertinent to this particular matter, I wanted to end this on a high note. yay veggie-wraps!
Randall likes a good wrap.
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Re: Tis the time for a new season

Post by Mabbsy » Tue Apr 05, 2022 12:15 pm

We lost in the team cup last week but I've not been playing.

Other priorities at present unfortunately ( more important things going on in my life) but I shall be attending this evening but don't expect to play, and rightly so.

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