The Cleaning Darts thread

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The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by doG » Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:28 am

I must admit, my darts are not clean.
This may contribute to me always looking to buy another set. Perhaps if I just kept them 'shiney' I'd not go online looking for more?

As I throw Phantom grips I imagine dead skin and other muck clogs the grip and dulls the look.

I'd assume an old toothbrush would do the trick, but would be interested any cheap cleaner product to clean tungsten!

I can hardly wait for some members suggestions :roll:
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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by micko » Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:27 am

Did you try ramming them up your arse?
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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by doG » Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:31 am

micko wrote:Did you try ramming them up your arse?
Yes, after I had passed them thru your left ear and out your right ear.
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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by The Cat » Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:13 am

John Lowe used to leave his covered in toothpaste overnight then wash and clean them - spotless apparently.
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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by TheArrow » Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:24 am

How about washing your hands before you play you dirty bastard the they won't get mucky, never had to wash mine, you know why? Because I'm clean.
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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by skweezit » Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:46 pm

got a friend named John that uses toothpaste.
true story!

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Post by M H » Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:50 pm

skweezit wrote:got a friend named John that uses toothpaste.
true story!
I use toothpaste as well.

True story
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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by skweezit » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:00 pm

M H wrote:
skweezit wrote:got a friend named John that uses toothpaste.
true story!
I use toothpaste as well.

True story
so when cleaning them with toothpaste, do you put all three darts in your mouth or one at a time?

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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by M H » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:03 pm

skweezit wrote:
M H wrote:
skweezit wrote:got a friend named John that uses toothpaste.
true story!
I use toothpaste as well.

True story
so when cleaning them with toothpaste, do you put all three darts in your mouth or one at a time?
Who said anything about darts mate?
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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by skweezit » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:09 pm

M H wrote:
skweezit wrote:
M H wrote:
skweezit wrote:got a friend named John that uses toothpaste.
true story!
I use toothpaste as well.

True story
so when cleaning them with toothpaste, do you put all three darts in your mouth or one at a time?
Who said anything about darts mate?
it's what this thread is all about.
do you know where you are?
Is there someone we should call for you?

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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by M H » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:13 pm

skweezit wrote:
M H wrote:
skweezit wrote:
M H wrote:
skweezit wrote:got a friend named John that uses toothpaste.
true story!
I use toothpaste as well.

True story
so when cleaning them with toothpaste, do you put all three darts in your mouth or one at a time?
Who said anything about darts mate?
it's what this thread is all about.
do you know where you are?
Is there someone we should call for you?
Since when has a thread ever stayed on topic here?
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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by Cameron » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:17 pm

I just use a nail brush and some lukewarm water.

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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by skweezit » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:25 pm

M H wrote:
skweezit wrote:
M H wrote:
skweezit wrote:
M H wrote:
I use toothpaste as well.

True story
so when cleaning them with toothpaste, do you put all three darts in your mouth or one at a time?
Who said anything about darts mate?
it's what this thread is all about.
do you know where you are?
Is there someone we should call for you?
Since when has a thread ever stayed on topic here?
so I shouldn't be worried bout you?
then humor me once more for my peace of mind. try this simple test.
how many fingers do you see justin credible holding up in every post that doesn't involve james wade?
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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by TheArrow » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:44 pm

Another good tooth paste tip, put it on your bellend overnight, you'll have great hyper sensitive bellend in the morning, will cum just by brushing agasint your undies.
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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by D & B » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:50 pm

Sharky? Is that you?

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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by TheArrow » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:50 pm

D & B is Fwank?
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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by D & B » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:51 pm

What gave it away?

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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by TheArrow » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:53 pm

I'll never forget the look on Arrow's face when he found out D & B was Fwank :)

So you've been in jail, hey?
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Re: The Cleaning Darts thread

Post by doG » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:02 am

I was once told Coke-a-cola was good for cleaning darts...the original stuff. Just soak yr darts over night in a jar.
Never tryed it, but sounds better than toothpaste.
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